More Engineers...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 23 May 1996 07:26:39 +0100


Hiya People...

These seem to be proving very popular...this one is from Shelley...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

An Engineer, a Systems Analyst and a Computer Programmer are in a car
heading back from a meeting.  

They are at the top of a very long, very steep hill when, all of a
sudden, the brakes fail.  The driver pounds and pounds and pounds on the
brakes but nothing happens.  

Finally, just before they go over the cliff at the bottom of the hill,
the car comes to a sudden shuddering halt.  Visibly shaken they all 
climb out of the car.

The Engineer looks at the car and says: "I can fix that."

The Systems Analyst says: "No way!  We are going to take the car to a 
specialist for repairs, then pull the design specs and find out who was 
responsible for this."

The Computer Programmer says: "Lets take the car back up to the top of
the hill and see if it will do it again!