Guide to safe fax...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sat, 11 May 1996 13:35:15 +0100


Hiya People...

Don't you really worry about some of the people who think this stuff
up...???

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

                           Guide to safe fax

 Q.     Do I have to be married to have safe fax?

 A.     Although married people fax quite often, there are many single
        people who fax complete strangers every day.


 Q.     My parents say they never had fax when they were young and were 
        only allowed to write memos to each other until they were twenty 
        one.  How old do you think someone should be before they can 
        fax?

 A.     Faxing can be performed at any age once you have learned the 
        correct procedure.


 Q.     If I fax to myself, will I go blind?

 A.     Certainly not, as far as we can see.


 Q.     There is a place on my street where you can go and pay to fax 
        someone. Is this legal?

 A.     YES!  Many people have no other outlet for their fax drives and 
        must pay a PROFESSIONAL when their need to fax becomes too 
        great.


 Q.     I fax quite often...Should I use a cover?

 A.     Unless you are really sure of the one you're faxing, a cover 
        should always be used.


 Q.     What happens when I incorrectly fax and fax prematurely?

 A.     Don't panic.  Many people fax prematurely when they haven't 
        faxed for a long time.  Just start over.  Most fax partners 
        won't mind if you try again.


 Q.     I have a business and a personal fax.  Can transmissions become 
        mixed up?

 A.     Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but as long as you use a cover 
        each time you fax, you won't transmit anything you're not 
        supposed to.