The Loony Bin
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Fri, 3 May 1996 18:55:18 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Some of you may just identify with these...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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>You just might be a grad student if:
> ...you can identify universities by their internet domains.
> ...you are constantly looking for a thesis in novels.
> ...you have difficulty reading anything that doesn't have footnotes.
> ...you understand jokes about Foucoult.
> ...the concept of free time scares you.
> ...you consider caffeine to be a major food group.
> ...you've ever brought books with you on vacation and actually
> studied.
> ...Saturday nights spent studying no longer seem weird.
> ...the professor doesn't show up to class and you discuss the
> readings anyway.
> ...you've ever travelled across two state lines specifically to
> go to a library.
> ...you appreciate the fact that you get to choose *which* twenty
> hours out of the day you have to work.
> ...you still feel guilty about giving students low grades (you'll
> get over it).
> ...you can read course books and cook at the same time.
> ...you schedule events for academic vacations so your friends can
> come.
> ...you hope it snows during spring break so you can get more
> studying in.
> ...you've ever worn out a library card.
> ...you find taking notes in a park relaxing.
> ...you find yourself citing sources in conversation.
> ...you've ever sent a personal letter with footnotes.