The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Fri, 3 May 1996 18:55:18 +0100
Hiya Folks... Some of you may just identify with these... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx -- ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded message follows ------- >You just might be a grad student if: > ...you can identify universities by their internet domains. > ...you are constantly looking for a thesis in novels. > ...you have difficulty reading anything that doesn't have footnotes. > ...you understand jokes about Foucoult. > ...the concept of free time scares you. > ...you consider caffeine to be a major food group. > ...you've ever brought books with you on vacation and actually > studied. > ...Saturday nights spent studying no longer seem weird. > ...the professor doesn't show up to class and you discuss the > readings anyway. > ...you've ever travelled across two state lines specifically to > go to a library. > ...you appreciate the fact that you get to choose *which* twenty > hours out of the day you have to work. > ...you still feel guilty about giving students low grades (you'll > get over it). > ...you can read course books and cook at the same time. > ...you schedule events for academic vacations so your friends can > come. > ...you hope it snows during spring break so you can get more > studying in. > ...you've ever worn out a library card. > ...you find taking notes in a park relaxing. > ...you find yourself citing sources in conversation. > ...you've ever sent a personal letter with footnotes.