Just to show you that Chuck isn't the only one that isn't doing any

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Fri, 26 Apr 1996 16:29:04 +0100


Hiya Guys and Gals...

Here's a contribution from Alan who has joined Chuck in the contest to
see who can do the least work...thanks Alan...

- Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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[This is best read aloud.]

COLUMN CLOSER, Jerry Rowland, Centralia,
Page 8 - The Telekare MINING CONNECTION Jan-Feb-Mar-96

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorse.  The 
attorney asked, "May I help you?"  The farmer said, "Yes, I want to get one of 
those dayvorces."  The attorney said, "Well, do you have any grounds?"  The 
farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres."  The attorney said, "No, you don't 
understand.  Do you have a case?"  The farmer replied, "No, I don't have a Case,
but I have a John Deere."  The attorney said, "No, you don't understand.  I mean
do you have a grudge?"  The farmer said, "Yea, I got a grudge.  That's where I 
keep my John Deere."  The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"  
The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit.  I wear it to church on Sundays."  The 
attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or something?"  The farmer 
said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."  The attorney said, "Well, is she a 
nagger or something?"  The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our 
last child was, and that's why I want the dayvorce."