The Loony Bin
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Fri, 26 Apr 1996 16:29:04 +0100
Hiya Guys and Gals... Here's a contribution from Alan who has joined Chuck in the contest to see who can do the least work...thanks Alan... - Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx -- ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded message follows ------- [This is best read aloud.] COLUMN CLOSER, Jerry Rowland, Centralia, Page 8 - The Telekare MINING CONNECTION Jan-Feb-Mar-96 A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorse. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said, "Yes, I want to get one of those dayvorces." The attorney said, "Well, do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said, "No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?" The farmer replied, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere." The attorney said, "No, you don't understand. I mean do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I keep my John Deere." The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays." The attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or something?" The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30." The attorney said, "Well, is she a nagger or something?" The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was, and that's why I want the dayvorce."