The Loony Bin
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Fri, 26 Apr 1996 16:23:42 +0100
Hiya People...
Rob's sent one for our physicists...thanks Rob...:-)
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Reprinted w/o permission from Nexus News:
You are a Physics student if......
you have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
you've actually used every single function on your scientific calculator.
it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
the Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the
Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
you can translate English into binary.
you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building which says
"Exit".
you consider ANY non-science course "easy".
the "fun" centre of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.