The Loony Bin
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Wed, 24 Apr 1996 16:40:17 +0100
Hiya People...
Here's one from Chuck for our many chemists...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Top Ten Reasons for Becoming a Pharmaceutical Chemist
10. Didn't want to get into med school, but wanted to wear a white coat.
9. Always wanted to split my genes in public
8. Good job prospects at Jurassic Park
7. Exciting social life with exciting single celled microorganisms
6. Work with radioactive materials renders night light unnecessary
5. Wanted to hang out with wild types
4. Like to follow recipes with agar and other essential nutrients
3. Thought DNA stood for Do Nothing at All
2. Thought electrophoresis would clear up my complexion
1. Easy access to 200 proof ethanol!!!
One chemist to another: "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of
the precipitate."