The Loony Bin
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Sat, 13 Apr 1996 12:40:41 +0100
Hiya All...
Here's the latest witty offering from Joke of the Day
Wishes & Dreams...
- A
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For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each
other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them,
"That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you
both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you
want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the
statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the
bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter,
and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues
emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at
them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male
statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down
and I'll crap on it's head."
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TLX 4.10 Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean?