Here's a few for your side of the mud puddle

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Fri, 12 Apr 1996 00:29:56 +0100


Hiya Folks...

More from Alan...

No complaints from Scottish folk please...as a MacLeod myself I get to
execute Alan first...:-)

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA

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Q: What do you call a Scotsman with 3 sheep?

A: A pimp.



Q: What do you call 3 Scotsmen with a sheep?

A: Johns.



Q: How do Scotsmen practice safe sex?

A: They mark the sheep that kick.