The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Wed, 10 Apr 1996 13:41:57 +0100
Hiya... Yet another one from Alan... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx -- ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ***************************************************** **********************ANDROMEDA********************** ------- Forwarded message follows ------- The Male Guide to Selecting an Outfit ---------- ----------- ------------------- ------- | Are there|No | Are there |"What's a| Are there clothes |No | Buy | |clothes in|-->|clothes in | hamper?"| strewn in random |-->| more | | dresser? | |the hamper?|-------->|piles on the floor?| |clothes| ---------- ----------- ------------------- ------- | Yes | Yes | Yes +----------------------------------------- | V --------------- | Take whatever | | is on top | --------------- ------------------------ | | | V V | -------- No --------- ----------- | Is |---------->| Perform | "Ohmigosh" | Spray | | it | Not sure | smell |------------>| with | | clean? |---------->| test | | deodorant | -------- --------- ----------- | Yes | "Not bad" +-------------------- | V -------------- --------- ------------- |For underwear:|"Which ones are |Will they|"I may get |Place item on| |Are there many| for my legs?" | be | arrested." | dirty pile; | | holes? |--------------->| visible?|----------->| start over | -------------- --------- ------------- | No | No +-------------------------------- | V --------- ------------ ----------------------------------- | Is it |Yes | Do you |Yes |But would you rather have a tick on| |wrinkled?|--->|really care?|--->| your eyeball than iron a shirt? | --------- ------------ ----------------------------------- | No | No | Yes +------------------------------------------------ | V -------- Kinda ------- --------- | Does |----------------->| Is it | No | Seek the| | it | "Does it _what_?"| dark |---->|advice of| | match? |----------------->| out? | | a female| -------- ------- --------- | Yes | Yes +-------------------------- | V ---------- | Put on | | clothes! | ----------