Fwd: Micro meets Mini (fwd)

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Fri, 8 Mar 1996 15:20:01 +0000


...and another one folks...:-)

Wishes and Dreams...

- ANDREA

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Date: Thu, 7 Mar 1996 20:05:29 +0000
From: David Clarke <Humour@silktown.demon.co.uk>
To: Andrea Chee <ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>
Subject: Fwd: Micro meets Mini



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This is a little different... 

        Micro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user.  His  
broadband protocol made it easy for him to interface with numerous  
input/output devices, even if it meant time-sharing.  
        One evening he arrived home just as the sun was crashing, and had  
parked his Motorola 68000 in the main drive (he had missed the S100 bus that  
morning), when he noticed an elegant piece of live wire admiring the daisy  
wheels in the garden.  He thought to himself, "She looks user-friendly, I'll  
see if she'd like an update tonight."  
        Mini was her name, and she was delightfully engineered with eyes like  
COBOL and a Prime mainframe architecture that set Micro's peripherals  
networking all over the place.  
        He browsed over to her casually, admiring the power of her twin,  
32-bit floating point processors, and enquired "How are you Honeywell?" "Yes,  
I am well." she responded, batting her optical fibres engagingly and smoothing  
her console over her curvilinear functions.  
        Micro settled for a straight line approximation.  "I'm stand-alone  
tonight," he said.  "How about computing a vector to my base address, I'll  
output a byte to eat, and maybe we could get offset later on."  
        Mini ran a priority process for 2.6 milliseconds then transmitted "8K,  
I've been dumped myself recently, and a new page is just what I need to  
refresh my disks.  I'll park my machine cycle in your background and meet you  
inside."  She walked off, leaving Micro admiring her solenoids and thinking  
"wow, what a global variable, I wonder if she'll like my firmware."  
        They sat down at the process table to a top of form feed of fiche and  
chips and a bucket of Baudot.  Mini was in conversational mode and expanded on  
ambiguous arguments while Micro gave occasional acknowledgements although, in  
reality, he was analysing the shortest and least critical path to her entry  
point.  He finally settled on the old 'would you like to see my benchmark  
subroutine', but Mini was again one step ahead.  
        Suddenly she was up and stripping off her SQL Net and parity bits to  
reveal the full functionality of her operating system software.  "Let's get  
BASIC, you RAM," she said.  Micro's ORACLE was already started up, but his  
hardware polling module had a processor of its own and was in danger of  
overflowing its output buffer, a hang-up that Micro had consulting his analyst  
about.  "Core!" was all he could say.  
        Micro soon recovered, however, when she went down on the DEC and  
opened her device files to reveal her data set ready.  He accessed his fully  
packed root device and was just about to start pushing into her CPU stack,  
when she attempted an escape sequence.  
        "No.  No!" she piped.  "You're not shielded."  
        "Reset, baby," he replied "I've been debugged."  
        "But I haven't got my current loop enabled, and I can't support child  
processes," she protested.  
        "Don't run away," he said, "I'll generate an interrupt."  
        "No that's too error prone, and I can't abort because of my design  
philosophy."  
        Micro was locked in by this stage though, and could not be turned off.  
 But soon stopped his thrashing by introducing a voltage spike into his mains  
supply, whereupon he fell over with a head crash and went to sleep.  
        "Computers," she thought as she compiled herself, "all they ever think  
of is hex."  
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Andrea J Chee

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