Utter lunacy

Mon, 09 Oct 95 16:11:44 bst

> A doctor, an engineer, and a computer programmer were arguing about what was
> the oldest profession in the world.
> The doctor said, "In the Bible, it says God created Eve from a rib taken out
> of Adam, which clearly requires surgery, so mine is the oldest profession."
> The engineer said, "Yes, but even earlier than that, it says that God created
> the order of the heavens and the earth out of chaos, which is definately an
> engineering job, so mine is the oldest profession."
> Finally the computer programmer said, "Yes, but who do you think created the
> chaos?"