Canadian lunacy

ajc6@ukc.ac.uk
Mon, 09 Oct 95 16:06:34 bst


>   
> Ahem.
>  
> Figure Skating, by Red Green (or so I would assume)
>  
> We're skating on the pond.
>  And Moose Thompson does a triple axle, followed
>  by a quadruple Lutz and a triple toe loop.
>  That's what happens when you're on a breakaway
>  And you catch you toe on a frozen weasel.
>  
> CAMPFIRE SONG, also by Red Green (I guess)
>  
> Jack went looking for firewood
>  Hal went looking for Jack
>  Stan went looking an hour ago
>  None of them ever came backk
>  So George went out with the flare gun
>  Now Pete's gone to see where they are
>  This is one of the complications
>  When you camp next door to a bar.
>  
>  
> Ta-da!
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