Sun, 12 Dec 93 15:18:53 +0000

Subject: Smileys
DaviD W. Sanderson (
	"The Noah Webster of smileys is David Sanderson"
		- The Wall Street Journal, 15 Sep 1992
:-) 	Willie Shoemaker
 -(	 always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser burn-in room 
!-(	 black eye
!-|	 "I-am-a-Cylon-Centurian-with-one-red-eye-bouncing-back-and-forth." 
       [The Grey Wolf]
!.'v	 (profile) flat top
!|:-( )	 being brained by a baseball bat [David J. Rood]
#(,'%/)	 slept too long on one side and didn't have time to wash hair [David 
          J. Rood]
#-)  	partied all night
#:-)	"Everything you know is wrong" [RICHH]
	     for people whose hair is in a mess, like mine [Richard 
	     smiley done by someone with matted hair [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
#:-o	 "Jesus built my hotrod" [RICHH]	"Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill) 
        [Lynn Gold, figmo@lll-crg]	
       smiley done by someone with matted hair
#:o+=	 Betty Boop
$$	   for academic jobs [Richard Treitel, ]
$$$	  for industrial jobs [Richard Treitel, ]
$$$$	 for people starting up their own company [Richard Treitel, ]
$-)	Alex P. Keaton (from "Family Ties")
	   won big at Las Vegas
	   won the lottery
%	  for bike accidents (a bit far-fetched, I suppose) [Richard Treitel, 
%') 	after drinking a fifth for lunch
%*@:-(	 hung over
%*}	 very drunk [jeanette@randvax]
%+{	 lost a fight
%-( 	confusion [Bob Peirce]
%-(I)	 laughing out loud
%-)	 Elephant man
	    after staring at the terminal for 36 hours
	    broken glasses
	    drunk with laughter
	    long bangs
%-6	 braindead
%-	 drunk with laughter
%-\ 	hungover
%-^	 Picasso
%-{	 sad variation
%-|	 been working all night
%-} 	humor variation
%-~	 Picasso
%\v	 Picasso
&-|	 tearful
&.(..	 crying
&:-)	 curly hair
'-)	 one eyed man
    	only has a left eye, which is closed
':-) 	accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
     	one eyebrow
'~;E	 unspecified 4-legged critter
      (	unhappy Cheshire cat [David J. Rood]
(!) 	reference to non-Vanderbilt SEC football [David J. Rood]
($)	 speculation on why Vanderbilt is in the SEC [David J. Rood]
() 	reference to football [David J. Rood]
(,'%/)	 slept too long on one side [David J. Rood]
(-)	 needing a haircut
    	needs a haircut
(-.-)Zzz...	 sleeping [Kei Okano]
(-: 	Australian
    	Don Ellis from Tektronix
(-::-)	 Siamese twins
(-:|:-) 	Siamese twins
(-E:	 wearing bifocals [jeanette@randvax]
(-_-)	 secret smile
(-o-)	 Imperial Tie Fighter ("Star Wars")
(00) 	mooning you
(8-) 	wears glasses
(8-o	 Mr. Bill
(8-{)}	 glasses, moustache and a beard
(:  (=|	 wearing a ghost costume
(:)-) 	likes to scuba dive
	      scuba diving
(:+) 	big nose
(:-	 unsmiley frowning
(:-#	 I am smiling and I have braces (watch out for the glare!)
     	said something he shouldn't have
(:-$ 	ill
	     ill-informed about the Renaissance [RICHH]
(:-&  Rosicrucian [RICHH]
(:-(	 Sting [RICHH]
     	unsmiley frowning
(:-) 	"I never sang for my grandfather" [RICHH]
     	no hair
	     smiley big-face
     	wearing bicycle helmet
(:-*	 kissing
(:-...	 heart-broken
(:-D	 blabber mouth
(:-I 	egghead
(:-\	 VERY sad
(:-{~	 bearded
(:-|K-	 formally attired
(:<) 	Rastafari [RICHH]
     	blabber mouth
(:=)	 TWO noses (?)
(:>-<	 thief: hands up!
(:I	  egghead
(:^( 	Jack Nicholson in Chinatown [RICHH]
	     broken nose
(@ @)	 You're kidding!
(H f	 Robocop in a hydraulic press [David J. Rood]
(O--<	 fishy
(V)=|	 pacman champion
(X0||)	 double hamburger with lettuce and tomato [David J. Rood]
([(	 Robocop
(^^)y-~~~	 smoking [Kei Okano]
(x) 	reference to Vanderbilt football [David J. Rood]
(|-|   F	Robocop [David J. Rood]
(}-8]	 left-handed bearded smiley with glasses and headphones [Dave Straker]
)	  Cheshire cat
)8-)	 scuba smiley big-face
):-(	 unsmiley big-face
):-) 	smiley big-face
*!#*!^*&:-)	 a schizophrenic
**	 for winter sports generally [Richard Treitel, ]
**-(	 too many shocks [David J. Rood]
*-(	 Cyclops got poked in the eye
*-)	 shot dead
*8-)	 Beaker (the Muppet lab assistant) [James Cameron]
*:*	 fuzzy
*:**	 fuzzy with a fuzzy mustache
*:o)	 Bozo the Clown
*<.'v	 (profile) wearing snow cap
*<8-)X 	party outfit with hat and bow-tie [Andrew Williams]
*<:-)	 Santa Claus
*<|:-)	 Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)
*<|:-))	 Santa Claus
*L*	 blotto
*|	 for oh what a beautiful sunset [Richard Treitel, ]
+-(:-) 	Religious leader
	       the Pope
+-:-) 	priest
+:-) 	priest
     	smiley priest
+<.'v	 (profile) knight
+<:-)	 "Peace be upon you, my children..." [Ben Cranston, zben@umd2]
+<:-|	 monk/nun
+<||-)	 knight
+O:-)	 the Pope
,-)	 one eye ... and winking
	    other eyed man
,-} 	wry and winking
,.'v	 (profile) has short hair
,:-)	 David Ogden Stiers' toupee [David J. Rood]
	     shaved his left eyebrow off this morning
-	 Helen Keller
-  @=	 messages about nuclear war
- -:-(	 punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile) (alternate version)
- -:-)	 punk rocker (alternate version)
-)	 Jose Feliciano
---...	 SOS (variant)
---...---	 SOS (really OSO, but retained anyway)
-/-	 stirring up trouble [James Blustein]
-:)	 has mohawk []
-:-(	 punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
-:-)	 has mohawk
     	punk rocker
-=	 a doused candle (to end a flame)
-=#:-)	 wizard
->-	 for airline tickets going cheap [Richard Treitel, ]
->=:-)X	 Zippy the Pinhead [Dyon Anniballi, dyon@batcomputer]
'!	 (profile) grim
'"	 (profile) pursing lips
'J	 (profile) smiling
'P	 (profile) sticking tongue out
'T	 (profile) keeping a straight face
'U	 (profile) yawning
'V	 (profile) shouting
'Y	 (profile) whistling
'\	 (profile) frowning
'r	 (profile) sticking tongue out
'v	 (profile) talking
'w	 (profile) speaking with forked tongue
-(	 always should wear safety glasses [Terrence Mason, entropy@fluke]
-)	 Sammy Davis, Jr.
	   one eye
-]	 one eye
.---...	 ABBA fan [RICHH]
...(	 Wile E. Coyote after attempt on Road Runner's life [David J. Rood]
\/	 duck variation
^v	 (profile) pointy nose
_) 	suffering from Lorentz contraction (they're coming every ten minutes now)
   	suffering from Lorentz contractions
/8^{~	 hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee [James Revell]
/:-| 	Mr. Spock
/;-)	 has one big thick cockeyed eyebrow [jeanette@randvax]
/\	 for camping and backpacking [Richard Treitel, ]
0-(	 scuba diver with a broken mask
0-)	 Cyclops
    	scuba diver
    	smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
0:-)	 angel [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
2B|^2B	 "Forty Seconal should suffice" [RICHH]
        	message about Shakespeare
3  :-)	 Bart Simpson [Liron Lightwood]
3:*> 	Rudolph the reindeer
3:-o	 cow
3:[ 	mean pet smiley
3:]	 pet smiley
3:o[ 	net.pets
4:-)	 George Washington
5:-) 	Elvis Presley
6\/)	 elephant
7:)	 Ronald Reagan
7:-)	 Fred Flintstone
7:^]  Ronald Reagan
8	    infinity
8 :-) 	wizard
8 :-I 	net.unix-wizards
8(:-)	 Mousketeer
      	Walt Disney
8) 	frog
8*) 	glasses and a moustache [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
8-#	 death
8-)	 "I was the second gunman" [RICHH]
    	wide-eyed look [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
8-*	 just ate a hot pepper
8-O	 "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?)
    	took too many nodoz to work on thesis
8-O  --* 	just before doubling over with pain [David Gundlach]
8-P 	reaction to College Cafeteria Coffee [The Grey Wolf]
8-S	 sees all evil [David J. Rood]
8-] 	"wow, maaan"
8-o	 Mr. Bill
8-| 	eyes wide with surprise
8:)	 pig [The Grey Wolf]
8:-) 	glasses on forehead
	     little girl
8:] 	gorilla
8=:-)	 Galloping Gourmet
8P	 bullfrog in mating season
8^	 chicken [jeanette@randvax]
8_)	 don't get your nose out of joint [Andrew Williams]
8b bullfrog in mating season
: ) 	leper
:###) 	Jimmy Durante
:$) 	Donald Trump
:%)	 an accountant
:%)% 	has acne
:'(	 crying [Bob Peirce]
:'-(	 crying
:'-)	 crying with happiness
:'O	 Bob Hope [Charles J. Lord]
:'}	 Richard Nixon [Charles J. Lord]
:(	 frowning [Bob Peirce]
:(=) 	Jimmy Carter [Jon Stewart-Taylor]
:) 	Cheshire cat smile
   	midget smiley
:* 	kisses
:*) 	Ed McMahon
    	drunk smiling face, for those of us who like get intoxicated before or 
      while reading netnews
    	smile with moustache [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
:+( 	punched nose, hurt
:+) 	Carl Friedrich Gauss 
:,(	 crying
:-	 male
   	prolog programmer [Jeff Winslow, jeffw@midas.UUCP]
:-! 	bland face
    	smiley bland face
:-" 	heavy smoker
	    pursing lips
:-#	 braces
    	mouth zipped
    	my lips are sealed
    	punched in the mouth
:-#| 	bushy mustache
     	smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$	 "These braces sure do hurt!" [David J. Rood]
    	mouth wired shut
    	sellout (does NOT rhyme with zealot!) [David J. Rood]
    	smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-%	 banker
	    smiley banker
	    talking out of both sides of mouth
:-&	 tongue-tied
:-'	 smoker
:-'| 	has a cold
:-(	 "I will start with those you love most" [RICHH]
     	boo hoo
     	has read too many 'smiley' articles
     	sad face, 'that comment makes me sad (mad)'
:-(  )	 You backed your car over my toe
:-( :-( :-( :-!	 Taylor Caldwell [David J. Rood]
:-()	 I stubbed my toe
:-(*)	 sick of netnews articles, about to vomit
:-(0)	 yelling
:-(=) 	big teeth
:-(>~	 "I just washed my goatee, and I can't do nuthin' with it." [David J. 
:-(O) 	yelling
:-)	 "We are all, each of us, alone" [RICHH]
     	Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking 
       statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
	     ha ha
	     smiley standard
	     the normal smiling face, appended to a sentence or an article means 'this 
       is a joke' or 'this is supposed to make you laugh'
:-)   , 	outie belly button
:-)   . 	innie belly button
:-)   8	 Dolly Parton
:-) )-: 	masking theatrical comments
:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ...	manic depressive
:-) :-( :-| :-?	 Edgar Cayce [David J. Rood]
:-) :-) :-)	 loud guffaw
:-) :-) :-) :-)	 Shirley MacLaine [David J. Rood]
:-)!!! 	Sam Kinnison
:-)' 	drooling
:-))	 double chin
:-)))	 William Conrad
	     very overweight
:-)* 	speaks Esperanto [Jon Stewart-Taylor]
:-)--	 98-pound weakling
:-)-O	smiling doctor with stethoscope
:-)8 	man with bowtie
	     well dressed
:-)== 	Arnold Schwarzenegger
:-)X 	wearing a bowtie
:-)} 	has goatee/beard
:-)~ 	drooling
:-* 	Oops!
    	Oops! (covering mouth with hand)
    	after eating something bitter or sour
:-,	 "Hmmmm."
:--) 	Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H)
:------------)	 big liar
:-.)	 Madonna [Jayanth N. Anantharaman]
	     Marilyn Monroe [Jayanth N. Anantharaman]
:-/	 lefty undecided smiley
:-0	 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
    	smiley orator
    	user can't find shift key
:-1	 bland face
	    smiley bland face
:-6	 after eating something sour
    	smiley after eating something sour
:-7	 smiley after a wry statement
	    smokes a pipe
	    talking out of side of mouth
	    wry face
:-8 	talking out both sides of your mouth
:-8( 	condescending stare
:-9	 licking its lips
    	smiley licking it's lips
:-: 	mutant
    	mutant smiley
:-< 	frowning
    	real sad
    	real sad smiley
:-=)	 Adolph Hitler
	     older smiley with mustache
:-> 	biting sarcastic face
    	deformed lips
    	hey hey
    	yet another smiley
:->X==|	 smiley formalware [Peter da Silva]
:-? 	smiley smoking a pipe
    	smoking a pipe
	    tongue in cheek [Ross Johnson]
:-@	 "I swear"
     	beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso.
     	extremely angry
     	smiley face screaming
:-B 	drooling
:-C	 just totally unbelieving
     really bummed out
:-D		big smile
    	laughing (at you!)
    	said with a smile
    	talking too much
    	wider happy face [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
:-E	 bucktoothed vampire
    	has major dental problems
:-F	 bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-G- 	smoking cigarettes
:-I 	hmm
:-J 	tongue-in-cheek comments
:-M	 speaking no evil
:-O	 Mr. Bill
    	ohh, big mouth, Mick Jagger
    	uh oh
    	yelling [Bob Peirce]
:-O>-o	 smiley American tourist (note big mouth and camera)
:-P	" I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons" [RICHH]
     	has a secret to tell you
	     nyah nyah
     	sticking out tongue
	     telling secrets
     	tongue hanging out in anticipation
:-Q 	smoker
:-Q~	 smoking
:-R	 has the flu
:-S	 just made an incoherent statement
:-T	 keeping a straight face
    	keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
:-V 	shouting
:-W 	speak with forked tongue
:-X 	A big wet kiss!
    	bow tie
	    my lips are sealed
:-Y 	a quiet aside
:-[ 	biting criticism
    	biting criticism smiling face, ditto for criticism
    	un-smiley blockhead
:-\ 	Popeye
	    undecided smiley
:-] 	biting sarcasm
    	biting sarcasm smiling face, used when sarcasm is intended, since we 
      cannot inflect our voice over the net
	    smiley blockhead
:-` 	smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
	    spitting out chewing tobacco
:-a	 lefty smiley touching tongue to nose
:-b	 "I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons, only it is cloven" [RICHH]
    	left-pointing tongue
:-bill 	Zydeco Bill, with harmonica in mouth and washboard on chest [Bill 
:-c 	bummed out
    	real unhappy
:-d	 lefty smiley razzing you
:-d~ 	smokes heavily
:-e 	disappointed
:-f 	sticking tongue out
:-i 	semi-smiley
:-j 	left smiling smiley
:-k 	beats me, looks like something, though
:-l	 yet another smiley
:-o	 "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill) [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
    	"Oh, the humanity!" [RICHH]
	     Mr. Bill
	     Uh oh!
     	singing national anthem
     	smiley singing national anthem
:-p	 smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-p~	 smokes heavily
:-q 	smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
    	trying to touch tongue to nose
:-r	 sticking tongue out
:-s 	after a BIZARRE comment
	    smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-t	 cross smiley
:-v	 speaking
	    talking head smiley
:-w	 speak with forked tongue
:-x	 "my lips are sealed"
    	"my lips are sealed" smiley
     	kiss kiss
     	not telling any secrets
:-y 	said with a smile
:-z	 yet another cross smiley
:-{	 mustache
	    smiley variation on a theme
:-{  -__-:	 after slamming the toilet seat [David Gundlach]
:-{#}	 messages teasing people about their braces
:-{)	 moustache
	     normal smiling face with a moustache
:-{} 	heavy lipstick
:-{~ 	has read too many of the toilet paper articles previous to lunch
:-|	 "have an ordinary day"
    	"have an ordinary day" smiley
	     no expression
     	no expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me'
:-| :-| 	deja' vu [David J. Rood]
:-|| 	angry
:-}	 "Thish wine tashted pretty good"
     	fiendish grin [James Blustein]
     	normal smiling face with pretty lips
     	pretty lips
     	wears lipstick or some other lip appearance improving device
:-~) 	has a cold
:/) 	not funny
:/7) 	Cyrano de Bergerac
:/i 	no smoking
:3-<	 dog
:8)	 pig
::-) 	wears glasses
::=)) 	double vision or needs new shocks [David J. Rood]
:< 	midget unsmiley
	   what pretences!
:<() 	African tribesman
:<)	 from an Ivy League School
:<)=	 for those with beards too
:<=	 walrus
:<| 	attends an Ivy League school
:= |	 Baboon
:=) 	has two noses
:=8) 	baboon
:> 	hmm, let me think...
	   midget smiley
:>) 	big nose
:?)	 philosopher
:@	 what?
:@) 	pig
:C 	what?
:D	 laughter
:I	 Hmmm, not funny!
:P 	sticking out tongue [Bob Peirce]
:Q 	smoking [Bob Peirce]
:Q) 	John Q. Public
:Ui 	smoking
:Uj 	smoking (and smiling)
:V	 woodpecker
:V) 	woodpecker
:X	 lips are sealed [Bob Peirce]
:X)	 hearing no evil
:[ 	real downer
:] 	Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend
:^(	 has had his nose put out of joint; useful for replying to flames
:^) 	3/4 view of person with elf-type sharp nose [The Grey Wolf]
    	broken nose
	    smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:^D	 "Great! I like it!"
:^{	 for those with moustaches
:^{)>	 moustache and beard
:_)	 after a fight where his nose was smashed in [Brian C. White]
    	nose sliding off face
:b 	sticking out tongue [Bob Peirce]
:c) 	big nose variant [Po-Jen J. Yang]
:c< 	big nose variant [Po-Jen J. Yang]
:d 	stick out your tongue [Andrew R. Millen]
:n) 	funny-looking right nose
:o) 	Stimpy (of Ren & Stimpy) [Tara Lin Dahlkemper]
:q	vi  user saying, "How do I get out of this damn emacs editor?" [Mark 
:u) 	funny-looking left nose
:v) 	left-pointing broken nose
	    left-pointing nose
:{ 	oh boy, the headmaster!...
:} 	What should we call these? (what?)
:~( 	nose put out of joint
:~) 	Peter Ubberoth
	    needs a nosejob
	    pointy nose (righty)
	    smiling face needs a nosejob, no explanation necessary
    	ugly nose
:~-( 	crying
:~-)	 so happy, s/he is crying
:~/ 	really mixed up
;	 Cheshire cat with gingivitis [David J. Rood]
;( 	crying
;)	 winking [Bob Peirce]
;-(	 'that makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll punch your lights out'
	    beaten up
    	sad face gets his lights punched out
    	sad or mad and got beat up
;-)	 "If you touch my daughter again, they won't be blanks" [RICHH]
	     a practical joker who played one too many and got beat up
	     beaten up
     	could be pirate smiling face??
     	crying with happiness
     	getting fresh
     	sardonic incredulity
     	smiling face gets his lights punched out
;-? 	wry tongue in cheek [Ross Johnson]
;-D 	a friendly, winking, laughing smile []
;-\ 	Popeye beaten up
	    Popeye gets his lights punched out
;-| 	beaten up but silent
	    no expression face gets his lights punched out
	    says nothing but still gets beat up
;-}	 leer? (terminal dependent)
;:-) 	really bad toupee [David J. Rood]
;^?	 punched out
<&&>	 message concerning rubber chickens
<*:oDX	 clown with bowtie and dunce
<:-(	 disappointed
<:-)		dumb questions
<:-)<<| 	in a space rocket
<:-I 	dunce
<:-O 	Eeek!
<:>==	 a turkey emoticon
<:I 	dunce
<<<<(:-) 	hat salesman
<=	 for messages about housing in the Snow Belt [Richard Treitel, ]
<@:{(>X 	mustached chinese man with a toupee (also sporting a goatee and a 
          bowtie) [Andrew R. Millen]
	 a nerd smiley that's unbearably pleased with itself [John Hughes]
=:-#} 	punk rocker with a mustache
      	smiley punk with a mustache....
=:-(	 punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
     	smiley punk-rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
=:-)	 hosehead
     	punk rocker
     	smiley punk-rocker
=:-H	 football player
==#==	 railroad crossings [Kenneth P. Brooks, ]
===:[OO']>:=== 	has been railroaded
=====:}	 snake
=^)	 [Axl]
=t==	 Mexican run over by train
=|:-) 	Abe Lincoln
=|:-)=	 Abe Lincoln
>%)	 Wile E. Coyote [David J. Rood]
>-< 	absolutely livid!!
>-> 	china man
>-^);>	 fish
>8o!...	 Bugs Bunny with carrot [David J. Rood]
>:)	 a little devil
>:*) 	Bozo the Clown
>:-( 	mad, annoyed
	     sick and tired of reading this nonsense
>:-) 	devil [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
>:-< 	mad
>:-> 	devilish
>:-I	 net.startrek
>:-b	 left-pointing tongue smiley
>:^(  headhunter (Amazon style)
>;-)	 devilish wink [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
>;-> 	winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
>< >< about/to someone wearing argyle socks
>>-O-> 	General Custer
>[I 	Television
>w 	nose-thumbing gesture [jeffw@midas.UUCP]
>|(	 Robocop: "Thank you for your co-operation." [Craig P McLaughlin]
>|->	 Chinese
?-( 	about people with a black eye
    	has black eye
?:)  single curl of hair [James Blustein]
@%&$%& 	N.W.A. fan [RICHH]
       	You know what that means...
@%&$%&$\&*@%$#@	 you know what that means...
@-(	 "Ulysses!  Bring me Ulysses!" [Ben Cranston, zben@umd2]
@-)	 Cyclops
    	Space... The Final Frontier [David J. Rood]
    	seeing stars []
@.'v 	(profile) has curly hair
@:-)	 Indian (East)
     	wavy hair
     	wearing a turban
@:I 	turban
@=	 "Kafka was a momma's boy" [RICHH]
    	flame about nuclear war, power or weapons follows (mushroom cloud) 
	    pro-nuclear war
@>--->----	 a rose
@l@ 	too many hours at terminal
B) 	frog wearing sunglasses
B-(8	 Sir Robin Day (a British BBC TV presenter, famed for his grumpy 
       countenance, and who wears glasses and a bow tie)
B-)	 "Holy trichinosis!" [RICHH]
    	"I pray daily for death" [RICHH]
	    "Let's do the beach, man!" [The Grey Wolf]
     	horn-rimmed glasses
B-D	 "Serves you right, dummy!!"
B-| 	cheap sunglasses
B:-) 	sunglasses on head
B^)	 hornrimmed glasses
C:#	 football player
C:-)	 large brain capacity
C=:-) 	Galloping Gourmet
      	chef [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
C=>8*) 	devilish chef with glasses and a moustache [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
C=}>;*{)) 	mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, 
            a mustache, and a double chin
C=}>;*{O)	 mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, 
            a mustache, and a double chin
C|:-=	 Charlie Chaplin
E-:-)	 ham radio operator
E-:-I	 net.ham-radio
EK( 	Frankenstien
Ic:()	 pygmy with bone in hair [Andrew R. Millen]
K:P  a little kid with a propeller beanie
L:-) 	just graduated
M-)	 sees no evil
M-),:X),:-M 	sees no evil, hears no evil, speaks no evil
M.^.M 	nirvana or the failure of a chiropracter [David J. Rood]
M:-) 	saluting
O 8-)	 the angelic halo look [Andrew Williams]
O :-) 	an angel (at heart, at least)
O |-) 	net.religion
O+	 appropriate for women's messages, surely? [Richard Treitel, ]
O-&-<	 doing nothing
O-(==<	 chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep.
O-)	 Megaton Man, on patrol! [Matthew P. Wiener, weemba@brahms.BERKELEY.EDU]
	    scuba diver
O-G-<	 pointing to self
O-S-<	 in a hurry
O-Z-<	 in a big hurry
O:-) 	acting very innocent (halo)
	     with halo
O>-<|=	 of interest to women
OO 	headlights on msg
P-) 	Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes)
    	getting fresh
Q:-) 	new graduate
R-) 	broken glasses
X-(	 just died
[8-{) 	bearded smiley with glasses and headphones [Dave Straker]
[:-) 	listening to walkman
     	wearing a walkman
[:-] 	square head
[:] 	robot
[:|]	 robot (or other AI project)
[=	   for messages about housing in Arizona [Richard Treitel, ]
[]	 hugs
\.^./	 lotus position, seen from above [David J. Rood]
\/\/\/\,8-O	 really should fix frayed line cord on terminal
\:-) 	french hat
\:^) 	gumby smiley
\o/	 PTL (praise the lord, or pass the loot?)
]:-) 	The Devil
]:->	 The Devil
^(^ 	happy variation
^)^  ^(^	 two people talking
^L^	 happy
^v^v^	 mountains [Kenneth P. Brooks, ]
_:^)	 American Indian
_\\//	 Vulcan salute
__! 	enough for now [David J. Rood]
__. 	properly chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep
__/~`-'~\_/ 	line of thought isn't quite a line
__Q~`__	 cat
_______	 Wile E. Coyote under rock [David J. Rood]
        	a He-Ne laser line [David J. Rood]
        	student EEG on Saturday night [David J. Rood]
`-_-' 	Have you hugged your wolf today? [Peter da Silva]
`:-) 	shaved his right eyebrow off this morning
`^J	 smiley [Carl Pettypiece]
d :-o	 hats off to your great idea
d.'v 	(profile) wearing hard hat
d8=	 Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat
d:-) 	baseball player
g-)	 wearing pince-nez glasses
i-=<*** __. 	CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!
i-=<****** o-(==<	 CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!
i-=<***i	 CAUTION: has flame thrower
o-)	 Cyclops
o-<:-{{{	 santa [rayan@utai.uucp]
o/ 	raised hand
o=	 a burning candle (for flames)
oO:-)***	 Santa Claus [Ann Finley]
oo	 "It's cold out" [RICHH]
	    somebody's head-lights are on
oo-	 puzzled, confused
pp# 	cow
pq`#' 	bull
q:-) 	wearing baseball cap backwards
r:-) 	wearing ponytail [guru]
y:-) 	bad toupee [David J. Rood]
{	 Alfred Hitchcock
  	a psycho [RICHH]
{        :-) 	Marge Simpson (Homer's wife) [Liron Lightwood]
{(:-)	 wearing toupee
{0-) 	Cyclops
{8-} 	grinning mischievously (or just charmingly) [Jeffrey Deutsch]
{:-)	 hair parted in the middle
     	new hair style
	     smiley with its hair parted in the middle
     	wearing a toupee
{:-{)} 	new hair style, mustache and beard
{:\/ 	sounds like a duck
{:^=( 	Adolph Hitler
{=	 for messages about housing [Richard Treitel, ]
{{-}}}	 refugee from the '60's
{} 	'no comment'
| 	for bike fleet messages [Richard Treitel, ]
|) 	salamander
|-(	 asleep with nightmares [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
	    late at night
	    yawn [RICHH]
|-) 	Chinese
	    Same as :-) but poster is Oriental [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
    	asleep (boredom)
    	hee hee
|-<> 	kissy face
|-D 	ho ho
|-I	 sleeping
|-O	 bored
|-P	 reaction to unusually ugly C code [The Grey Wolf]
|-{ 	"Good Grief!"  (Charlie Brown?)
|:-) 	heavy eyebrows
|:-O 	(no explanation given)
|:-|	 excessively rigid
|:[' 	Groucho Marx
|I	 asleep
|^o	 snoring
|| 	for messages about cars or other four-wheeled vehicles [Richard Treitel, 
||*(	 handshake offered
||*) 	handshake accepted
|~( 	"Someone just busted my nose".
}(:-( 	wearing toupee in wind
}-) 	a wry grin [Howard Chu]
}:-( 	bull headed
     	toupee in an updraft
}:-) 	hair parted in the middle in an updraft
     	wearing toupee in an updraft
}:-<	 cat
}:^#}) 	mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a 
}:~#})	 mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached ugly nosed smiley with a 
~ :-(	 particularly angry
~#:-( 	"I just washed my hair, and I can't do nuthin' with it." [David J. Rood]
~'v	 (profile) has long bangs
~:-(	 net.flame
~=	 a candle, to annotate flaming messages
~== 	flame follows (picture of a lit match or candle) [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
~M`'~	 camel
~~:-(	 net.flame
~~\8-O	 needs to fix frayed cord on terminal
~~~\8-O	 zapped by frayed cord on terminal
~~~c___	 beach [Kenneth P. Brooks, ]
~~~~8}	 snake
~~~~~8}	 snake
~~~~~:> 	person in a transporter beam [David J. Rood]
~~~~~>	 photon [David J. Rood]
 - Elliott T. Atkins - Keynes College, University Of Kent at Canterbury, UK -