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Hiya People...
The star of today's tale is a little girl who argues with her teacher
over the story of Jonah and the whale...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Whale Tale
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because, even though they were very large mammals, their throat
was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a
whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it
was impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
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