Whale Tale...

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Mon, 15 Mar 04 08:17:06 -0000


Hiya People...

The star of today's tale is a little girl who argues with her teacher
over the story of Jonah and the whale...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Whale Tale
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. 

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because, even though they were very large mammals, their throat
was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a
whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it
was impossible. 

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." 

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" 

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
 
 
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