The Loony Bin
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Mon, 16 Feb 04 19:59:46 -0000
Hiya All...
Today, let's indulge in some wonderful one liners that are worth sparing
a moment to think about...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Some One Liners
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,
the 'Y' becomes silent.
In the US, it takes more brainpower to fill out the income tax forms
than it does to earn the income in the first place.
So if the world is truly getting "smaller", how come the US Postal rates
keep going up ?
Hospitals still have private and semi-private accommodations. If you
have an HMO though, semi-private means two to a bed.
Strange how people who don't even know their neighbors, are extremely
curious to know if there's extra-terrestrial life.
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