Mercy Hospital...

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Fri, 06 Feb 04 05:30:20 -0000


Hiya All...

The star of today's tale is a man with a creative approach to paying his
hospital bill...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and went in for heart surgery. The
operation went well, and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he
was reassured by a Sister of Mercy waiting by his bed. 
 
"Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," the nun said while patting
his hand. "We do have to know, however, how you intend to pay for your
stay here. Are you covered by insurance?" 
 
"No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely. 
 
"Can you pay in cash?" 
 
"I'm afraid I can't, Sister." 
 
"Do you have any close relatives, then?" 
 
"Just my sister in New Mexico," replied the man, "but she's a spinster
nun." 
 
"Nuns are not spinsters, Mr. Smith," the nun replied. "They are married
to God." 
 
"Okay," the man said with a smile, "then send the bill to my brother-in-
law."
 

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