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Tue, 27 Jan 04 07:23:24 -0000
Hiya All...
Today we head straight for the scene of an accident, where fortunately
someone knows first aid...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Step Back, I Know First-Aid!
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When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several
bystanders ran over to help the driver.
A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and
pushed her aside.
"Step aside, lady," he barked. "I've taken a course in first-aid!"
The woman watched for a few minutes, then tapped him on the shoulder.
"Pardon me," she said. "but when you get to the part about calling a
doctor, I'm right here."
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