Cold Logic...

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Sun, 18 Jan 04 01:30:27 -0000


Hiya Folks...

Today's tale features a bartender who knows just how to get his
customers to pay their tabs...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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COLD LOGIC
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It's forty below zero one winter night in Alaska. 

Pat is drinking at his local saloon, and the bartender says to him, "You
owe me quite a bit on your tab."

"Sorry," says Pat, "I'm flat broke this week."

"That's okay," says the bartender. "I'll just write your name and the
amount you owe me right here on the wall."

"But," says Pat, "I don't want any of my friends to see that."

"They won't," says the bartender. "I'll just hang your parka over it
until it's paid."


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