The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Wed, 31 Dec 03 01:56:02 -0000
Hiya Folks...
Apologies for the absence of the Loonies for these last few days. No,
not an overabundance of Christmas celebrations but a failure of my
primary hard drive. With any luck, all will now be back to normal...
Now on with a few more Christmas funnies to see out the end of the year
with...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The 3 stages of man:
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He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
New Perspective
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A little boy returned from Sunday School with a new perspective on the
Christmas story. He had learned all about the Wise Men from the East who
brought gifts to the Baby Jesus. He was so excited he just had to tell
his parents: "I learned in Sunday School today all about the very first
Christmas! There wasn't a Santa Claus way back then, so these three
skinny guys on camels had to deliver all the toys! And Rudolph the Red-
Nosed Reindeer with his nose so bright wasn't there yet, so they had to
have this big spotlight in the sky to find their way around."
Gifts
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The wife is shopping for Christmas gifts,
With purchases little and large;
She doesn't believe in Santa Claus...
But she believes in Master Charge!
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