The Loony Bin
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Sat, 13 Dec 03 06:30:03 -0000
Hiya All...
Now it's time to look at some of the odd news that tells us that the
truth is stranger than fiction...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Strange Snippets
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- AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he 'lacked
intellectual leadership'. He received a $26 million severance package.
Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.
- WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS - Police in Oakland, California,
spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself
inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers
discovered that the man was standing beside them shouting, "Please come
out and give yourself up."
- THE GETAWAY - A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas, Kwik Stop and asked
for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently the take was too small,
so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three
hours until police showed up and grabbed him.
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