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Tue, 09 Dec 03 02:44:20 -0000
Hiya Loonies...
This time we drop in to the doctor's office to listen in while a patient
receives bad news...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Doctor's Orders
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A woman was not feeling well so she visited her doctor.
The good doctor, after giving her a thorough examination, said grimly,
"Mrs Goode, I am sorry to have to say this, but if you want to get well
again you would have to lose a foot."
"What!?! You mean my foot has to be amputated?"
"Oh, no, no..." replied the good doctor, "I mean you have to lose 12
inches from around your waistline!"
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