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Wed, 22 Oct 03 03:32:37 +0100
Hiya People...
This time we meet a boy trying to make sense of the mysteries of
childbirth...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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CHILDBIRTH
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A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was
I born?"
"Well honey..." said the slightly prudish parent, "the stork brought you
to us."
"Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked.
"Oh, the stork brought us too."
"Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" he persisted.
"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the parent, by now
starting to squirm a little in the Lazy Boy recliner.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read
with confusion the opening sentence: "This report has been very
difficult to write because there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my
family for three generations."
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