Pearly Whites...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Sun, 19 Oct 03 03:35:36 +0100


Hiya Folks...

This time, a trip to the Everglades proves illuminating for tourists...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Teeth and Pearls
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The tourist in the Everglades was admiring the Native American's
necklace.

"What is it made of?" she asked.

"Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied.

"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as
pearls do to us."

"Oh no," he objected. "Any fool can open an oyster."


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