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Sun, 12 Oct 03 03:17:46 +0100
Hiya Loonies... Now it's time to find out just how long one gets to deploy a reserve parachute in an emergency... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Time Limit ---------- While attending the U.S. Army's Airborne School... The day before our first jump, the instructors (known as 'SGT Airbornes', students are called 'Airborne') demonstrated all the possible malfunctions one might encounter. After watching a total malfunction, i.e. the parachute fails to deploy, one of the students asked "SGT Airborne, if we have a complete malfunction, how much time do we have to deploy our reserve parachutes?" "Airborne, you have the REST of your life to deploy that reserve!" Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'