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Mon, 06 Oct 03 03:24:24 +0100
Hiya All...
In today's tale we see how a newspaper magnate manages his succession...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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HEADLINES WIN THE PAPER
A rich newspaper owner in the 1980's decided to give his business to one
of his three sons.
He told them that he would give the paper to the one who could come up
with the most sensational headline of only three words.
The following is what they came up with:
First son: REAGAN TURNS COMMUNIST!
Second son: KHOMEINI BECOMES CHRISTIAN!
The winner was the third son who submitted only two words.
Third Son: POPE ELOPES!
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