Words to Live By...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Mon, 29 Sep 03 03:52:08 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Here are some more gems of wisdom, this time concerning the state of
matrimony...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
Words To Live By
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- Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
 
- You know the honeymoon is over, when you start to go out with the boys
on Wednesday nights, and so does she.
 
- Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
 
- Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.
 
- Both of my marriages have been disappointments, my first wife left me
and my second one didn't.
 

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