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Sat, 20 Sep 03 02:14:41 +0100
Hiya All... Time now for us to stop in at a union meeting to see what has been decided... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- UNION ----- A union shop steward is addressing a union meeting. "Comrades. We have agreed on a new deal with the management. We will no longer work four days a week." "Hooray!" says the crowd. "We will finish work at 4 PM, not 5 PM." "Hooray!" says the crowd, again. "We will start work at 10 AM, not 9 AM." "Hooray!" "We have a 150% pay rise." "Hooray!" "We will only work on Wednesdays." Silence... Then a very disappointed voice from the back asks, "Every Wednesday?" Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'