Married...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Thu, 18 Sep 03 01:15:14 +0100


Hiya People...

Time now to see how positive thinking affects one woman's view of her
husband...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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MARRIED
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Jill and Nina went to lecture on positive thinking. 

After the lecture was done, Nina said to Jill, "You know, I learned a
lot from this. From now on, I am going to accentuate the positive and
eliminate the negative. From now on, I am going to use the word IS
instead of the word NOT."

"You're right Nina. I am going to quit making negative statements too. I
am going to speak positively from now on as well," Jill said.

"Really Jill, like what?" asked Nina.

"Well," Jill said, "I used to always say that my husband was not fit to
live with the hogs. Now I am going to say he IS fit to live with them."


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