Language Difficulties...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Sat, 23 Aug 03 02:04:16 +0100


Hiya All...

Time now for a bit of conflict in the air, caused by language
problems...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


PREPARE FOR TAKEOFF, HERR PILOT

I was a Pan Am 727 Flight Engineer waiting for start clearance in
Munich, Germany. I was listening to the radio since I was the junior
crew member. This was the conversation I overheard (I don't recall call
signs any longer):

Lufthansa: (In German) "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"

Ground: (In English) "If you want an answer you must speak English."

Lufthansa: (In English) "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in
Germany. Why must I speak English?"

Beautiful English Accent: (before ground could answer) "Because you lost
the bloody war!"


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