Hearsay...

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Thu, 21 Aug 03 02:00:00 +0100


Hiya People...

Now we take a trip to court to learn the true definition of hearsay...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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HEARSAY IN COURT

Judge: Did you or did you not see the gun being fired?

Witness: I did not see it being fired. I only heard it.

Judge: Well, that's hearsay. It's inadmissible as evidence.

As the witness left the stand and walked back to his seat, his back was
turned to the judge, at which point he laughed out loud. Immediately the
judge recalled him to the bench and was about to hold him in contempt of
court.

Witness: Did you actually see me laugh?

Judge: No, but I heard you.

Witness: Isn't that the same kind of inadmissible evidence, Judge?


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