Nutrition and Health...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Tue, 05 Aug 03 00:39:16 -2300


Hiya Folks...

Now it's time to learn something interesting about nutrition and
health...courtesy of Len...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the
truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The French and the Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills.


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