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Tue, 01 Jul 03 00:49:13 -2300
Hiya All...
We all know that the practice of medicine produces more laughs than most
professions, and here are some more examples...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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True Medical Stories
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A man come into the ER yelling, "My wife's going to have her baby in the
cab!" The ER physician grabs his stuff, rushes out to the cab, lifts the
lady's dress, and just finishes jerking off her underwear when he
suddenly discovers that there are several cabs lined up, and it's
obvious that he's in the wrong one.
A nurse at the beginning of the shift places her stethoscope on an
elderly and slightly deaf female patient's chest wall. "Big breaths,"
instructed the nurse. "Yes, they used to be," remorsed the patient.
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news and I told a wife that her
husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five
minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he
died from a "massive internal fart."
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