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Hiya People... Here are a few more things of great importance to have a think about... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- More Points To Ponder In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. ~~~~~~~ Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. ~~~~~~ I am a nutritional overachiever; (sounds a lot better than saying I'm an overeater or glutton). ~~~~~~~~~ I am having an out of money experience. ~~~~~~ I plan on living forever. So far, so good. ~~~~~~~~ Practice safe eating - always use condiments. ~~~~~~~ A day without sunshine is like night. ~~~~~~~ If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws. ~~~~~~~ It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. ~~~~~~~ The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. ~~~~~~~~ Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. ~~~~~~~~~ Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone. ~~~~~~~~ Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show. ~~~~~~~~~ You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'