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Thu, 19 Jun 03 00:57:25 -2300
Hiya All...
Time now to meet some town fathers who are about to get a great deal
more than they bargained for...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Forgive Me Father For I Have...
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The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and
participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing
in a hypnotist.
The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity
distributed, and everyone was pleased. A few weeks later the meeting
hall was packed, and the townspeople sat fascinated as the hypnotist
withdrew a pocket watch. The hypnotist began chanting, "Watch the watch,
watch the watch, watch the watch..."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed
the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist's fingers slipped and
the watch fell to the floor.
"Crap!" said the hypnotist.
It took three weeks to clean up the town hall.
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