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Hiya People...
This time we have more quotes designed to brighten your day...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Quotes
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Half of me is still a kid and half of me is a 60-year-old granny, making
sure people have got warm socks on and stuff.
- Bjork
Drinking removes warts and dimples. Not from me, but from those I look
at.
- Jackie Gleason
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
- Norm Crosby, comedian
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