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Tue, 13 May 03 01:51:45 +0100

Hiya Folks...

In today's tale, we meet a man who is faced with one of two unfortunate
possibilities...this comes from Joe...

Wishes & Dreams...


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Mrs. Smith goes to the doctor for tests. 

The Doctor calls Mrs. Smith a couple of days later, but her husband
answers the phone. 

The Doctor says, "Mr. Smith, I have a slight problem - the day your wife
was here there was another Mrs. Smith here. She also had some tests, and
the test results got mixed up. One Mrs. Smith has AIDS, and the other
has Alzheimer's. The only way I can suggest you solve the dilemma is to
take your wife and leave her downtown. If she comes home, don't have sex
with her."

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