Bathroom Scribbles...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Tue, 29 Apr 03 01:31:42 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

There are some wonderful words of wisdom scribbled on bathroom walls -
here are just a few of them...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
BATHROOM SCRIBBLES 
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Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
- Women's restroom
  Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE 
 
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
- Women's restroom
  Murphy's, Champaign, IL 
 
Beauty is only a light switch away.
- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC 
 
I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.
- Houghton Library
  Harvard University, Cambridge, MA 
 
If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
- Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC 
 
Remember, it's not, 
     "How high are you?"
            it's
     "Hi, how are you?" 
- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia 
 
God made pot.
Man made beer.
Who do you trust?
- The Irish Times, Washington, DC 
 
Express Lane:
Five beers or less
- Sign over one of the urinals
  Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ 
 
No wonder you always go home alone.
- Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
  Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA 
 
 
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