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Tue, 29 Apr 03 01:31:42 +0100
Hiya Loonies... There are some wonderful words of wisdom scribbled on bathroom walls - here are just a few of them... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- BATHROOM SCRIBBLES ------------------ Friends don't let friends take home ugly men - Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. - Women's restroom Murphy's, Champaign, IL Beauty is only a light switch away. - Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards. - Houghton Library Harvard University, Cambridge, MA If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. - Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" - Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? - The Irish Times, Washington, DC Express Lane: Five beers or less - Sign over one of the urinals Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ No wonder you always go home alone. - Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'