FATASS...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Fri, 28 Mar 03 03:05:29 -0000


Hiya Loonies...

When you name your organisation, you always have to pay attention to
what the initials might spell...this was sent in by Kathleen...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


NEW SERVICES 

Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a
private investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection. And that was the
beginning of the Secret Service. 

Since that time, federal police authority has grown into a large number
of multi-letter agencies - FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc. 

Now they have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service." 

Can't you see them now, these highly trained men and women in their
black jackets with their initials in large white letters across their
backs: "FATASS." 

I feel safer already.


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