First...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Fri, 21 Mar 03 01:02:31 -0000


Hiya People...

This time we listen in to a father's wish at a family gathering...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


WHO WILL BE FIRST?

A wealthy old man looked around the table at his two sons and five
daughters and their spouses gathered for a family reunion.

"Not a single grandchild," he said with a sigh. "Why, I'll give a
million dollars to the first kid who presents me with a little one to
bounce on my knee. Now, let's say grace."

When the old man lifted his eyes again, his wife was the only other
person at the table.


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