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Thu, 13 Mar 03 00:37:02 -0000
Hiya People...
Time to meet yet another lucky person trying to think of the best wishes
to ask of a genie...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Another Genie Joke
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A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom,
decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the
contents and comes across an old brass lamp.
"This would look nice on my mantelpiece," he thinks, so he takes it home
with him.
While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes.
"I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!"
POOF! A Pepsi appears before him on his desk, so he picks it up and
guzzles it all at once.
Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish
to be on an island where no one but beautiful & lonely women reside."
POOF! Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females fighting over
him.
He then tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish I'd never have
to work ever again."
POOF! He's back in his government office.
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