Life's a Gas...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sun, 02 Mar 03 02:10:29 -0000


Hiya Folks...

Today's tale gives us an idea what one wife does when her husband is
away at work...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Life's a gas
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One morning, after her husband had gone to work, his wife decided to
have a leisurely bath.
  
She undressed and then remembered that the gas was still on in the
kitchen.
  
Wrapped in a towel, she went downstairs.
  
She was about to turn off the gas when she heard footsteps. She realized
at once that it was the milkman since the arrangement was for him to
deliver the milk to the kitchen.
  
So she ran to the nearest door, the broom cupboard and made it just in
time.
  
The footsteps grew louder. The door was opened. It was the man from the
Gas Company who had called to read the meter.
  
For a moment she was speechless. Then she said, "Sorry, I was expecting
the milkman."
 
 
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