Hotel Manager...

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Tue, 25 Feb 03 01:55:26 -0000

Hiya People...

The star of today's story is a hotel manager who manages to get hold of
entirely the wrong end of the stick...

Wishes & Dreams...


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Hotel Manager

A manager at the Palm Beach seaside resort hotel overheard a clerk
saying to a customer, "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for some weeks now,
and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon."

Alarmed by what was being said, the manager rushed over to the customer
who was walking out the door and said, "That isn't true, ma'am. Of
course, we'll have some soon. In fact, we placed an order for it a
couple of weeks ago."

Then the manager drew the clerk aside and growled, "Never, never, never,
never say we don't have something. If we don't have it, say we ordered
it and it's on its way. Now, what was it she wanted?"

"To know if it would rain."

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