The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sun, 23 Feb 03 01:12:06 -0000

Hiya All...

Time now to find out all the things you should know about entertaining
at home...

Wishes & Dreams...


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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

1. When one hosts a dinner party, it is essential that all the place
mats match, or, at the very least, that they all come from the same
fast-food restaurant.

2. Entertaining in your backyard? The key to a nice-looking lawn is a
good mower. I recommend one who's muscular and shirtless.

3. My favorite party game is "Pin the Cleanup on the Guests."

4. Nothing in the world is quite so entertaining as pouring old milk
into new containers before having guests over.

5. A good host must always be a STICKLER for attractive food
presentation! I always take the foil COMPLETELY OFF the TV dinner before

6. Getting your home in tiptop shape for a party can be fun if you think
of it as kicking dust bunnies!

7. Take short cuts! I used to offer my guests instant coffee. They kept
whining for hot water to go with it.

8. The best way to prepare a roast is to make an aluminum foil tent over
your roasting pan. Similarly, the best way to prepare for relatives is
to pitch a tent in the backyard and stay there until they leave.

9. When decorating for a party, be creative with regular household
items. Some people might just see a moldy shower curtain with torn
eyelets. What do I see? A new tablecloth.

10. The better you cook, the more likely your guests will return. Which
is why I'm not usually too hot in the kitchen.

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