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Thu, 20 Feb 03 01:41:08 -0000

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In today's tale, little Aaron explains how he got his bruises in a

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Nine-year-old Aaron came home from the playground with a bloody nose,
black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight
and lost. 

While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened. 

"Well, Dad," said Aaron, "I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I
gave him his choice of weapons." 

"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair." 

"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"

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