Customary Charges...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Thu, 23 Jan 03 03:41:42 -0000


Hiya Loonies...

In today's tale, we learn how an optometrist works out how much to
charge his customers...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Customary Charges
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An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a
customer:

"As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say
'$75'...

"If his eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the frames. The lenses will be
$50'...

"If his eyes still don't flutter, you add: 'Each'."


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