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Thu, 23 Jan 03 03:41:42 -0000
Hiya Loonies...
In today's tale, we learn how an optometrist works out how much to
charge his customers...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Customary Charges
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An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a
customer:
"As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say
'$75'...
"If his eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the frames. The lenses will be
$50'...
"If his eyes still don't flutter, you add: 'Each'."
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