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Thu, 23 Jan 03 03:41:42 -0000
Hiya Loonies... In today's tale, we learn how an optometrist works out how much to charge his customers... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Customary Charges ----------------- An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer: "As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75'... "If his eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the frames. The lenses will be $50'... "If his eyes still don't flutter, you add: 'Each'." Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'