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Thu, 09 Jan 03 01:50:15 -0000
Hiya Folks...
Now it's time to take a trip at sea to see how well one chap is coping
with his seasickness...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
SEASICKNESS
It was a rough ocean crossing and Mr. Jones was suffering the tortures
of he damned. During one of the more unsettled periods, he was leaning
over the rail, retching miserably, when a kindly steward patted him on
the shoulder.
"I know sir," said the steward, "that it seems awful. But remember, no
man ever died of seasickness."
Mr. Jones lifted his green countenance to the steward's concerned face
and said, "For heaven's sake, man, don't say that. It's only the
wonderful hope of dying that's keeping me alive."
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