In the Store...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sat, 04 Jan 03 01:46:57 -0000


Hiya People...

Time now to meet a woman having a less-than-satisfying shopping
experience...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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IN THE STORE

A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the
manager and asks, "Do you have any small notebooks?"

"Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out."

The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, do you have any mechanical pencils?"

"Nope, don't have that either," says the manager.

The woman feels her stomach rumbling and asks, "Do you have Doritos? 
Nachos?"

The manager shrugs, "Sorry."

"Hmmph. How about Chapstick?" says the woman.

"Nope. Don't have that."

"Well" the woman says, "If you don't have anything, why don't you close
the store?"

The manager shrugs, "Don't have the key."


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