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Hiya People... Today we have some things to think about if you have kids or ever intend to do so... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Kids Kids Kids -------------- Ever notice that a human baby doesn't walk until it's tall enough to reach a parent's hand? * Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing. * "There is only one pretty child in the world and every parent has it." - Chinese Proverb. * Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young. * I asked Mom if I was a gifted child... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. * Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. * Children will soon forget your presents, but they will always remember your presence. * Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. * The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. * Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step of blaming my parents. * We did have to childproof our home about 3 years ago... but somehow they still get in! * Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. * Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children. * Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom? * Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids. * When mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. * You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool a Mom. * I love to give home-made gifts... which one of my kids do you want? * A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes. * Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it. * Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up. * The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'