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Tue, 24 Dec 02 02:51:10 -0000
Hiya Folks...
In today's tale, one of life's innocents learns how insurance works...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Insurance
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Tom's barn burned down and his wife, Matilda Jane, called her insurance
agent to file a claim.
Matilda Jane told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for
fifty thousand and I want my money, right quick!"
The agent replied, "Just a minute, there, Matilda Jane. Insurance
doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was
insured and provide you with a new one of comparable worth."
There was a long pause before Matilda Jane replied, "Then I'd like to
cancel the policy on my husband... right quick!"
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