Love Song...

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Sat, 21 Dec 02 03:49:48 -0000


Hiya All...

Today Dave Barry points out the flaw in a popular love song...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
Bad Love Song
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Love can be wonderful, but it also can be very destructive. It can cause
people to lie, to cheat, to commit murder, and - worst of all - to write
lyrics like these:
         
"Why do birds suddenly appear, Every time you are near?"
 
These lyrics are of course from the Carpenters' huge hit "(They Long to
Be) Close to You". 

You frankly have to ask yourself: "Do I really want to be near somebody
who causes birds to appear suddenly? Didn't Alfred Hitchcock do a horror
movie about this?"

- Dave Barry, Book of Bad Songs 


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