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Hiya All... Today Dave Barry points out the flaw in a popular love song... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Bad Love Song ------------- Love can be wonderful, but it also can be very destructive. It can cause people to lie, to cheat, to commit murder, and - worst of all - to write lyrics like these: "Why do birds suddenly appear, Every time you are near?" These lyrics are of course from the Carpenters' huge hit "(They Long to Be) Close to You". You frankly have to ask yourself: "Do I really want to be near somebody who causes birds to appear suddenly? Didn't Alfred Hitchcock do a horror movie about this?" - Dave Barry, Book of Bad Songs Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'